Monday, January 26, 2009

Snowed In

So 3 inches of snow on the ground currently with 2-5 starting to pile up right now and 5-10 tomorrow. I was telling a Scottish photographer last week that I missed snow, joking it was too green there.

Me and my big mouth. I'll be inside for the next 2-3 days. Crossing my fingers for a couple of shoots to come through. All of these photographers are so scared to shoot in the snow! I have to ease their mind and tell them it's an adventure. :P

Off to New York next week.. first time i've been there in 4 years in the dead of's fucking cold. I should probably arrange where i'm going to stay Tues - Thurs. I always do that last minute. Either way it will be great to see my people and course being back in New Yawk.

Suit, tapping singing girl on the shoulder: You sing wonderfully.
Girl: Thank you very much.
Suit: Yeah, by "wonderfully" I mean it sounds like a cat getting ass raped by a donkey. So I am sure that everyone else would appreciate you not doing that anymore as it is only 6 am.
(passengers clap)

--Staten Island Ferry Terminal

Kid on cell: I am about to kill myself because of you!
Hobo in wheelchair: Do it! Do it! You haven't got the balls!

--Prince between Mulberry & Mott

God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her.

--4 train

I miss the city.

Mel - My SFAM- and me photographed with our cocks by my big teddy bear Gary Breckheimer in, you guessed it Manhattan.


  1. I can't begin to express my jealousy...snow, and New York. Meanwhile I'm stuck in this cool, windy, rainy, GRAY world. California doesn't know how to do winter. Like, at all.

    Did I mention I'm also jealous about these big travels in Scottland? Ooooooh.

  2. Man snow is great. I truly missed it being in ireland and Scotland. Rain just gets annoying after a while. But god Scotland was just a masterpiece.

    Ohio knows how to do winter.

    ; )

  3. Some truly beautiful conversations are overheard in NY.


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